Hello? Is there anybody out there?

Hi Frog Lovers. It’s been (counts the months/years on her fingers) quite some time since I last wrote here. I’m going to be here more often in the near future, I promise! I have loads to tell you.

Alcoholic beverages may be required. Yes for you too.

Five Frogs Blog

Do you have any requests? Any types of animals you’d like me to write about? If so, let me know in the comments.

In the meantime, here are a few of the frog’s best bits since I started writing here on the lily pad. I hope you enjoy them.

My Top Ten dumb-arse moments of all time (from August 2012)

Would you change your sex, if you could never change back again? (from May 2013)

Conversations with my brain: And then my Basal Ganglia went on strike (from March 2013)

Conversations with my brain: Tarsiers on crack (from November 2012)

And finally, we discover that the real reason women drink at the races is not because they’re keenly aware that they’re standing ankle-deep in mud while freezing in expensive-but-now-rain-soaked cocktail dresses in order to take part in an outdated social ritual based on animal cruelty. It’s to dull the pain of being slowly devoured by their ridiculously impractical head-wear. A revelation that will change human history (AKA you and your spermatophores are going home alone) (from August 2012)

I’m back, baby. Watch this space.



  1. Welcome back – the Lilly Pad has missed you x

  2. I probably would drink to dull the pain of being at the races if I was forced to go.

  3. Look forward to dropping in here and reading your news. This is also a very good prompt to get me moving as well! Hope to see you soon in old Melbourne town! xxx

  4. Roger Crawford says:

    If I want to get cold wet and miserable I just take a shower after misses 20 and 23 have finished. Welcome back Froggie

  5. Woohoo!

  6. Yay, Frog is back!

  7. Good to see you back!

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